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teash | 09:30 Tue 21st Nov 2006 | Jokes
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Bono is at a U2 concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for
some quiet.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the
microphone...

"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice from near the front pierces the silence...



"Well, �&*$!*^ stop clappin then!"
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Sorry teash - don't find that one funny. Think its going a bit too far
16:49 Thu 23rd Nov 2006
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No probs but I did post it in the joke section and not in the news one :)
17:24 Thu 23rd Nov 2006
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Well I thought it was funny, well done!!
21:39 Sat 02nd Dec 2006
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There's nowt wrong with that it's only a joke :D Nice one Teash
13:18 Sat 06th Jan 2007

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