I have a gouse and a harden

[ljcunningham]

does anyone know the origin of the poem containing the opening line
"I have a gouse and harden, and ace I call my plown"

[SteveSxx]

origin Monty Python .....

"A Port Shoem" by the Speverend Rooner

I've a Gouse and Harden in the country,
An ace I call my plown,
A treat I can replace to,
When I beed to nee alone,
Catterfly and butterpillar
Berch on peefy lough
And I listen to the dats and cogs
As they mark and they biaow.
Yes wature here is nunderful
There is no weed for nords
While silling by my windowflutter
Biny little tirds.

[ljcunningham]

Thank you so much - this was a poem a friends father used to recite 30 years ago - she will be delighted to know its origin.
And what a delightful poem it is.