Any more suggestions?

[Waaii]

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Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly
neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply� alternate meanings for common
words. The winners are:
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1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
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2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
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3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
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4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
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5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
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6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in
your nightgown.
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7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
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8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
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9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a
steamroller.
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10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
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11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
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12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
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13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
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14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
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15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your
Soul flies up on the roof and gets stuck there.
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16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

[warpig1]

Excellent, particulary liked pokemon!

[PinkFizz]

lol - they are really funny!

[Waaii]

The Washington Post's Style Invitational also asked readers to take any word from the
dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new
definition. Here are this year's winners:
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1. Bozone (n): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from
penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the
near future.
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2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
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3. Cashtration (n): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially
impotent for an indefinite period.
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4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
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5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't
get it.
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6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
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7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness
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8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit).
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9. Karmageddon (n): its like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes,
right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
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10. Decafalon (n): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things
that are good for you.
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11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.
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12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at
you rapidly.
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13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked
through a spider web.
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14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in
the morning and cannot be cast out.
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15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half