I thought this was funny!!
A son asks his Dad the difference between 'Theoretically and Realistically.
Dad says.....'That's hard son but I have an idea. Ask Mum if she would sleep with the milkman for 1million quid'
Mum says yes
'Now ask your sister if she would sleep with the newspaper man for 2million quid'
Sisiter says yes
'Well there you go son, that's your answer'
Theoretically..........we're sitting on 3million quid.
Realistically........................................
We're living with a pair of sl@gs.......