Koala bear on business in Singapore

[jasperthomas]

As he was on the way to the Convention center one evening, he was accosted by a street walker, who wriggled her hips at him lasciviously and inquired "You wanna beezziness sugar?"

"What?" replied the koala. "What do you mean?"

"I'm a prostitute," answered the hooker. "Come back to my apartment and I'll show you"

So the koala went back to the apartment and looked up "Prostitute" in the dictionary. It said ONE WHO PROVIDES sex for MONEY.

"Oh!" said the koala. "Well alright then! Lets get down to it" Afterwards the koala gets up, puts his clothes on and was about to leave, the prostitute shouts "Hey, you forgot something! What about my money?"

"Au contraire" says the debonair koala. "Look up koala in the dictionary"

So she did,

It said Marsupial. Eats bush then leaves!

[Skreecheeboy]

I heard this with a panda being the main character and the punch line goes "Eats shoots and leaves"

[Nether Edge]

Lynne Truss would be turning in her grave, except that she's not dead.

[Leight0n]

Never mind the question, why would anyone pay for sex with a "Street Walker" but Why would anyone go to a "Street Walker" and eat bush?