Irish Engineers
Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A
blonde walks by and asks what they are doing.
Paddy: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we don't
have a ladder."
The blonde took a spanner from her purse, loosened a few bolts and laid
the flagpole down. She pulled a tape measure from her pocket, took a few
measurements and announced that it was eighteen feet and six inches.
She then walked off.
Mick: "Ain't that just like a blonde! We need the height and she gives
us the length."
TO BE SURE!