The great warriors were there ' Agamemnon! Famous warrior. Ajax! Famous toilet cleaner. And Achilles, immortal man! Immortal body! Except he had an Achilles' heel. What an irony! 'What do you mean? I'm called Achilles, Mum, and I have an Achilles' heel as well? I'll be a laughing stock! Oh, bloody hell!' Achilles must've gone into battle like this, (dragging one foot behind) 'Get off, get off the heel, get off!' The Trojans, with crabs and lobsters: 'Get crabs and lobsters on his heel! Throw him the crabs and lobsters!"