'Allo 'Allo - favourite line

[osprey]

What are your favourite lines from the series?
Mine is when the Englishman posing as a French Policeman says,
''Good moaning; I was ******* by your window when I heard a gun ****''. Creased me and my family up when we first heard it and had a good chuckle just now when I was typing it.

[BigTed]

I rememeber when he said he was ******** on the Chair drinking a Mig of Too, he was a classic, actually the only funny thing about that Programme.

[sddsddean]

Two bits from the pilot episode

Rene : This is ma wife, Edith

Michelle : Will she talk?

Rene : Incessantly!


and

Rene : A forger in my house! What about hi papers!?

Michelle: He is a forger! He will forge his own papers!

Rene: Ah, already I am losing the thread of this curious web of intrigue!

[saxy_jag]

Actually it was 'p______ by your doh', Osprey, but I agree - very funny.

One of my favourite bits was all the 'candle with the handle, pill from the till' malarky when they were trying to poison the general.

The other one I liked was:

Michelle: Listen carefully, I shall say she this only once.

Renee (to camera): I bet she doesn't.

[brionon]

''You stupid woman'', I can say it to my neighbour and she thinks I'm joking.

[shineybomb]

I like the episode where the policeman was being questioned about himself by the Gestapo - I can't remember the whole conversation but they were asking his where he was from, and he replied that he came from "Nipples" (instead of Naples)

[shineybomb]

Officer Crabtree: I was p!ssing by the door when I heard a shat
Officer Crabtree: I was p!ssing by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon; you are clearly the guilty potty.