Essex

[BriWrite]

An Essex girl hits a lamppost and is thrown from her car; a passer by goes to her aid and sees a pool of blood.
"Where are you bleeding from?" He asks. She looks up and says, "F**king Romford."

Why are Essex girls like condoms? They are either on your c*ck or in your wallet!

A train hits a busload of Essex Schoolgirls and they all perish. They are all trying to enter the pearly gates. St Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact with a mans thing?"
She shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger" St. Peter says, "Dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl Joanne the same question, The girl is a little reluctant but replies "Well once I fondled one." St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
Suddenly there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, and one of them pushes her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Tracy! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy water...I want to do it before Lorraine sticks her ar.se. in it!!"

[B00]

Hahaha- loved the last one.

[rugeleyboy]

brill!!!

[smudge]

Brilliant BriWrite!