retired gent
A retired gent went to the social security to apply for social security.After waiting a long time he gets to the counter.The woman asks him for his driving licience and he looked in his pockets and realised he had left it at home".Will I have to go back for it now "he asked the woman,she said "no just unbutton your shirt"so he un buttoned his shirt revealed a lot of silver hairs.The silver hairs is proof and continued with the application.When he gets home he excitedely tells his wife of his experience at the S.S office.She said "you should have dropped your pants as well and you might have qualified for dissability allowance as well.