Essex Girl
An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. "How many children have you?" asks the council worker. "Ten" replies the Essex girl. "Ten,? What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne oh and Wayne" "Doesn't that get confusing?" "Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY. "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker. "That's easy, I just use their surnames"