Doctors

[Pharlap]

A black man goes to the doctors who asks what 's wrong with him, I' ve got a problem with my chopper he replies and the doctor asks to have a look at it. As it crashes to the table his helmit falls off. I'm not touching that says the doctor you better get to the hospital and so off he goes. Eventually he arrives at the hospital and gets to see a consultant who asks what the problem is. The chap replies about the condition of his chopper and the consultant asks to see it. Again as it crashes to the table the consultant says I can see the problem, your helmits fallen off. I know that says the black man thats why I'm here. Well have you got your helmit asks the consultant and he says yes I've got it in my pocket and with that pulls his helmit out and puts it on the table. The consultant looks at it and says wait a minute this isn't your helmit, its a walnut whip and the black man says that can't be a walnut whip, I ate that on my way here!!!

[smudge]

Oh Pharlap - that really had my husband & me in stitches!

[dolly pond]

brill!! rude but funny x