A frog goes into his local bank and approaches

MacGuffin | 13:02 Tue 06th Mar 2007 | Jokes

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the assistant behind the counter .. He can see her name is Patricia Whack, " Miss Whack, I'd like to get a loan of � 30,000 for a holiday" Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name "My name is Kermit Jagger" replies the frog " My father is Mick Jagger and he knows the bank manager very well. Patty explains that he would need some form of collateral to secure against the loan. The frog says "Sure, I've this" and produces a tiny porcelain elephant about an inch high painted bright pink. Somewhat confused Patty explains she will need to consult with her manager on this. She explains to her manager that there is a frog out there who claims to know you and wants a �30,000 with this as collateral, holding up the pink elephant.
The Manager says "It's a Nick-Knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan his old mans a Rolling Stone!"

it's old one but, still makes me laugh!