Weird Dream

[Lonnie]

ok, I don't want to put anyone off, but last night, I dreamt that my daughter, who suffers with constipation, had an inbuilt tube, and when she went to the toilet, she stood up, and this tube appeared, her stools, now bullet shaped and about two inches long, just shot out, one after the other, rat-a-tat-tat, and demolished the wall.

Help, I think i'm losing it.

[scruffscat]

Bummer!!! ....I dreamt i was in bed with Robbie.

[aka pixi]

oh robbie is a two timing git grrrrr lol

[enigma]

You think that you've got problems Lonnie ? I dreamt that I had gone to the bathroom and to my horror realised that I was haemorrhaging crinkle cut beetroot ! What on earth does that say about me then ? I have issues I tell you ! I have been eating a lot of beetroot lately but not sure if I want to any more. i'll never look at it the same way again now :-)