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Blonde and Irish
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
An attractive blonde from Ireland arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.
"With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching.
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are stupid
and not all blondes are dumb,
but all men are men.
An attractive blonde from Ireland arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.
"With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching.
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are stupid
and not all blondes are dumb,
but all men are men.
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