I need a good joke to play on my kids for april fools day

[alinic]

that dosent envolve getting up early please!
I know this is in body and soul but its for the welfare of my body and soul!
Kids are 10 and 16 both boys
Many thanks in advance, i know you allways come up trumps with any help i need!
Thanks

[dot.hawkes]

tell them it is the 32nd of match tomoprrow as we have gone over to the european calendar and they don't have april 1st

[~max~]

Tell them you had a life-changing dream during the night and have decided to join the Community of the little sheppherds (random name!) on the Isle of Man. No material possessions allowed, prayers at dawn, but a great in-house scool run by the monks. :-)
I'm running low on creativity...lol

[pussnboots]

Get a friend to ring you up sometime during the morning when you know they will be at home. Pretend that it is their head teacher ( you will know their name) and be quite serious when you tell them that the Easter holidays have been cancelled due to fire damage at school and all pupils must be available with cleaning materials to clean the class rooms etc.

[Metz]

If you can cope with mess put cling film over the toilet tonight before you go to bed ;o)

[mountainboo]

pussnboots that is genius.

[funkymoped]

just change the clocks.... put all the clocks back a couple of hours and wait to see how long it takes for them to notice.

[banana]

Swap the sugar and salt containers (but remember to change back again!!!!!)

[Oakleaf51]

Stuff a load of toilet paper in their trainers!

[sleepyj]

pack all the house up and move away lol sorry thats taking things a bit to far . ;0

[sleepyj]

if you dont go to chuch tell them that you all are going to day and tell them to get dressed smart . just as you go out door say haha april fools . i might do that to my boys age 12 and 15

[sleepyj]

or tell them a game shop is giving away free play stations 3 today to any boy that wears a womans dress lol make them put a dress on and tell them as they go out side lol

[ELVIS68]

Pour a drop of lukewarm water in their beds before they wake up

[alinic]

Many thanks will let you know what i do! Oh the joys!

[unruliejulie]

I have never come across such a cruel bunch of people in my entire life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-) lol
Some of these are great though!

[bigmamma]

Ingenious you lot !!!!!! LOL.
I did enjoy reading the suggestions.

[Jules001]

I did the school fire one this morning on my daughter, she fell for it hook line and sinker in fact I made her cry :( I had planned to string her along so that she would tell all her friends, but she was so upset I had to come clean straight away.

[pussnboots]

Sorry Jules001, never wanted a child to be upset.