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whats the most embarrassing place you have passed wind by accident ? did it smell bad to
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Me and my mates would buy stink bombs in little glass vials, we would go into a busy lift and on exiting we would stand on a couple of these stink bombs and run down to the next floor an watch the lift empty of people urging and running out lol!!! it kept us entertained for months. lol
Oh! the innocents of youth!!
Me and my mates would buy stink bombs in little glass vials, we would go into a busy lift and on exiting we would stand on a couple of these stink bombs and run down to the next floor an watch the lift empty of people urging and running out lol!!! it kept us entertained for months. lol
Oh! the innocents of youth!!
It happens occasionally, especially when daydreaming. You feel the build-up, it crawls down the abdomen and you get to the stage when you can either suppress it or help it out without lumps. Normally at home we would all blow off with gusto and possibly even stoop down to sniff it. I've done this at work, which is awful. It is hard to cover it with a simple 'sorry', you have to make up some tale about things inside your gut being out of control. The best ones are private ones under the duvet.
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I was one sitting on top of an open-top tram in Blackpool when I needed to fart. Expecting that it was going to be rather loud, I thought I would wait until the tram went round a corner when it would make that loud screeching noise. So, I waited a few minutes and then let RIP. Most unfortunately, on this occasion the tram did not make a noise to cover mine. I then noticed a younf conductor stood behind me and hoping to avoid any embarrassment for him, I enquired "Young man, do you have a timetable?"
He replied " No, I`m sorry lady, but I`ll grab a leaf off the next tree we pass".
He replied " No, I`m sorry lady, but I`ll grab a leaf off the next tree we pass".
Once in a Costco car park I was about to get into the front passenger door. I needed to fart. Not wanting to be rude I looked around to see if anyone was nearby. There wasn't so I let rip. As I got into the car I looked to my left and seen someone in the car next to ours and seen someone in it with the window open
I've done a whole thread about my potential girlfriend. Boy does she offload them, leek-flavoured are the worst, and I've seen her straining in the moonlight to achieve maximum velocity. It's gagging stuff, these aren't drifting accidents, these are powerful peristaltic explosions. She is a 5'2" stunning brunette and it comes as a bit of a shock I can tell you.