embarrassing place

[sleepyj]

whats the most embarrassing place you have passed wind by accident ? did it smell bad to

[hopalong]

Once in a life in Benidorm i stepped into the empty lift with my brother and passed wind. It was a hot day and boy did I smell. I dread to think what the people on the ground floor thought as we stepped out and they stepped in.

[Lore]

I'm far too lady like to do such a thing..

my baby girl (4 months old) thinks nothing of getting rid of any excess gas from her body, she'll quite happily **** her leg and let rip - which, is kind of funny and cute to a certain extent but they're so loud, I'm scared people will think it's me! :o\

[RATTER15]

lol hopalong, when I was young, sorry, younger!!

Me and my mates would buy stink bombs in little glass vials, we would go into a busy lift and on exiting we would stand on a couple of these stink bombs and run down to the next floor an watch the lift empty of people urging and running out lol!!! it kept us entertained for months. lol

Oh! the innocents of youth!!

[sleepyj]

do that now ratters the kids will get a asbo .

[whiffey]

It happens occasionally, especially when daydreaming. You feel the build-up, it crawls down the abdomen and you get to the stage when you can either suppress it or help it out without lumps. Normally at home we would all blow off with gusto and possibly even stoop down to sniff it. I've done this at work, which is awful. It is hard to cover it with a simple 'sorry', you have to make up some tale about things inside your gut being out of control. The best ones are private ones under the duvet.

[hopalong]

Why would you wnat to stoop down and sniff your owns farts at work?

[sleepyj]

dont do it at work at home only lol yuck do you fart wet ones whiffey?

[wizard69]

once passed wind in a nightclub thinking that I could get away with it as there were so many people around...only it turned out not to be wind, if you get my drift...

[whiffey]

wizard, do you mean you shat yourself ?

[shineybomb]

Fab story Eddie51

The man playing the quiz on Radio 2 Steve Wright show passed wind live on air yesterday! Being heard by millions of people has to be one of the worst places to do it but at least people don't know what he looks like.

[Haggisdj]

..the revolving doors at our local Sainsbury's. Next people through were and old couple, I seriously thought they were going to choke to death ! ! !

[Shaneystar2a]

I was one sitting on top of an open-top tram in Blackpool when I needed to fart. Expecting that it was going to be rather loud, I thought I would wait until the tram went round a corner when it would make that loud screeching noise. So, I waited a few minutes and then let RIP. Most unfortunately, on this occasion the tram did not make a noise to cover mine. I then noticed a younf conductor stood behind me and hoping to avoid any embarrassment for him, I enquired "Young man, do you have a timetable?"


He replied " No, I`m sorry lady, but I`ll grab a leaf off the next tree we pass".

[Pippa68]

I crouched down in the queue in QS the other day to pick up my bag and let one go.

It was loud ~ not sure if it smelled as I took off..literally.

[hopalong]

Once in a Costco car park I was about to get into the front passenger door. I needed to fart. Not wanting to be rude I looked around to see if anyone was nearby. There wasn't so I let rip. As I got into the car I looked to my left and seen someone in the car next to ours and seen someone in it with the window open

[Gormless]

I've done a whole thread about my potential girlfriend. Boy does she offload them, leek-flavoured are the worst, and I've seen her straining in the moonlight to achieve maximum velocity. It's gagging stuff, these aren't drifting accidents, these are powerful peristaltic explosions. She is a 5'2" stunning brunette and it comes as a bit of a shock I can tell you.