Extra marital-sex

[Octavius]

My wife says she wants more. She says that two times a night is not enough and we should be doing it at least three times. When I mentioned quality, she just said "pfuff".

Do you think she has a point? Or is Mrs O just being greedy wanting some extra O? I've got big thumbs you know.

[caz247]

i'm with champagne on this cos i ain't getting
any either. jeez twice a night , where are these men!!!!


caz

[peppy]

Do you not think that the hitler style moustache and your state of celibacy are in any way connected Champagne ?

Maybe you should arrange a nice cosy evening in with Mr. Bic ; - )))))) x x

[peppy]

Pfuff pa___ul !! ( sorry, couldn't wait to use it )

[Supernick]

I reckon that 3 bottles oughta do it Champers. Red of course. Bear in mind that I will be making wild and sweeping generalistaions about the fairer sex. i'll also be glumly swilling my glass and mentioning all the things I liked about her. Then I'll turn on a sixpence and get quite mean about her, possibly mentioning stories about her sexual technique. I'll end up trying to crack on to you, and if you take me up on the offer I'll be passed out on your couch before we ever get round to it.

Sound like a plan?

[Champagne]

Well I would have preferred to find all this out on the night, but yeah it's a deal. I'll provide the wine, the banter, the humour and the good looks. You provide the negativity.

Sorted!

I, however, am coming through the end of a break-up so I'm a lot more upbeat. Mind you, I've always hated men so it really made no difference to my outlook. But i'll tell you all about that on the night...

A nice rioja okay? Or shall we go all out and get barolo? And do you like women with moustaches?

[Supernick]

You can choose the wine Champers, I'm only going to be altnernately staring at it, and then necking it.

Women with moustaches? They're just women, and I hate them all.

I'm only joking. I'm not that downbeat to be honest. But I could do with the release of having a few drinks. So I'll probably be pretty good company

[Champagne]

Well that makes two of us!

By the end of the night we'll both be in fits of laughter, I guarantee it!! ....or face down in a gutter somewhere. Either works for me.

[Supernick]

We can do a spot of giggling in the gutter if you like. You can be eyeing up the bloke's packages for a potential conquest, and I'll be staring at the laydeez dressed up for a night on the sauce.

[mccfluff]

have a good oen ladies and gents, i'm off to start my weekend!

[ReinaLuna]

Hahahaha sorry but I can't resist in saying that when Champagne said Hitler moustache I thought about a hair style down there... ermm.... if you know what I mean? I must be really thinking dirty these days!!!

And for you Octavius, I will give what a friend of mine usually says, I don't know if he really mean it or he just wants to be funny, but I laugh when he says: "while I have tongue and fingers, no fear I will have of women"

Happy holidays you all!!!