any one want to make me dinner?

[redhead23]

hi all
im feeling extra lazy , will someone please cook me dinner , prefer a man naked and tall looks like johhny depp otherwise anything will do , im not fussy
im past caring , come on what u making me for dinner folks?

[normy]

would have to wear an apron, don't want any hot oil accidents!
Will Rissotto do?

[sense4all]

Here are some spare spare ribs and half a portion of special fried rice.

[redhead23]

normy forget the apron be a man lol

[redhead23]

sense be more adventurous what about some microwave chips ? lol yummy

[beerbelly]

Although trained as a chef , I think I would wine and dine you in the finest restaurants in the East-end , ( of Sunderland ) Then on for a west- end show . ( there's always a film on at the cinema ) . This should do the trick . If not , It's chips at the bus stop !!!
See you there ...

[redhead23]

beer,
u sound like my soulmate grab ur apron u have pulled lol
firstly if u are geordie then excellent i love geordies and irish men , 2nd- wine and dine oh yes i glad u can see im a classy gal and as for theatre i love it
more important wat u makin me for breakfast u fine specimen of man !!!

[beerbelly]

I will surprise you at breakfast time ........................lol

[redhead23]

with what? i do wonder lol

[redhead23]

gravitate!!!
u devil that made me really laugh , accent was a bit dodgy though
u sound like you know how to woe a lady at last !!!! what more could i want from a man apart from a pulse
fantastic !!!!!!

[scotchollie]

I had steak, chips, mushrooms and a fab pud onthe table at 6pm last night and where the hell were you??

I waited until seven before giving your dinner to the dog.

No phone call, no message - just out again without a "by your leave."

No doubt you were online again, trying to get someone else to cook for you.

Well, let me tell you my girl, I'm tired of this laziness. I'm fed up carrying the likes of you, day in, day out, skivvying my fingers to the bone, until I collapse from nerves and exhaustion... me and my heart condition and all...

It's time you got up off your ar*e, pulled your weight a bit more and got a job etc... etc...

:-)

[scotchollie]

PS. I'm Irish - and why is the Irish grass so green??

'Cos we're all over here, walking on yours...

[redhead23]

scotch - you are everything a man should be that made me laugh and humour is the way to my sack
did u give my dinner to the dog???? i do hope udid not poision him as for our realationship , i think we should have a trial seperation
ill draw a line through the house and u can stay on the right side me on the left but seeing as we both irish , we can share my pit at the end of the night for some hot lurve making !!!xx

[scotchollie]

About two hours ago my Irish Wolfhound, "Bejaysus" began to shiver and whine. After about forty more minutes, convulsions set in along with a pronounced foaming of the mouth and weeping from the rectal area. I had no idea they had tear ducts there...

Within another hour Bejaysus was dead.

Now then, Redhead23, this raises a number of issues

1. Have you a spare mutt to take his place, since his death is clearly a reaction to the steak I had to feed him thanks to your culinary inconsideration?

2. As regards the next meal I make... do you like Korean food, perhaps?

I have all the, ahem, 'ingredients' nearby and there's plenty to go round...

[redhead23]

scotch - lol u devil
by the way i like the dogs names

in answer

1 - a mutt - well i have been called a mutt at times - that is another storry though

2 - korean --umm sounds a bit dodgy to me lol i hope you have not cooked byjesus that would be unfair on my tastebuds

3 - when are we gonna get married , thankfully people on here on the same wavelength as me - u should all be so proud xxxxx bye lover