Smelly Boss

[nat_84]

Just need to get something off my chest...

My boss came in today at about 1.00pm, after picking up his new motorbike, which i assume he spent all morning cruising on....

Since being back he has been burping and farting!! To be fair he has been saying pardon (except when he farted...)

Then he just called me into his room and it stank!!!!

Think the man couldve waited for it to wift away a bit!!

*Thanks for listening...*

[redcrx]

lol nat, be glad youre having a girl, cos they start young lol

[nat_84]

lol - suppose i need to be prepared for bad smells... might be his way of helping... !

[missyR]

Hiya Nat how was ya weekend ? :o)

I hate it when someone sprays over the smell - duh you can still smell it!! Someone at sixth form rides a motorbike and carries a permanent can of deodrant in his bag.

I think thats canny weird actually.

[nat_84]

Hey Missy - yeah weekend was nice thanks - just spent most of it chilling in the park and had BBQ with boyfriends mum and sis (who's also preggers!) on Friday! How about yours?! How's bump? xx

Luckily boss has gone home, so it was a case of come in the office at 1.30pm, burp, fart $hit and go home...

the joys of running your own business!!!

[missyR]

Lmao - alls good and well bought some more clothes- i'll go into debt before i even hit university! I feel sorry for your boss' wife lmao how does she put up with that?

[Pippa68]

I would save one up and let rip at the most opportune moment, nat.

I remember pregnancy wind build-up. Get your own back :o)

[nat_84]

lol girls: i have had really bad wind myself since pregnancy but it usually smells like roses so it would be rather pointless!

My boyfriends mum bought us LOADS of clothes from the Next sale that was on for 2 days! Some lovely stuff!!

U going to have a baby shower?

[Pippa68]

Buy a stink bomb, nat. As you drop one, drop the bomb ;o)

Someone had done that in the lift the other day..or at least I thought it was a stink bomb and not me!

[nat_84]

LOL EWWWW! Stink bombs are awful... the smell never seems to go!!! Like tar!!!

[sense4all]

As a boss shouldn't he qualify for a window. Tell him to bleedin' open it.

Perhaps if you light a fragranced candle, and place it on the crapper ,he will blow him self up first thing tomorrow ( after his bike ride to work ) so you get to meet lotsa firemen for a chat, and some time off work to boot. Line the underside of your desk with bacofoil so you are not endangered by the blast. lol.

[missyR]

Did you get the i love mummy top nat?

[nat_84]

He does have a window - very large ones at that! But he never opens them as we're on Baker Street with a huge amount of building work going on around us!

Defintely lovin the candle idea though... will see how he gets on today, if all else fails the candles are coming out!!

missy i havent bought the I Love Mummy top yet but will do by July! Defintely! Mum also said that her and dad are gonna buy my pram woo hooo!!!xx