Surprise!

[Clanad]

The young mother was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week, when she received a call from the doctor's office telling her she had been rescheduled for that same morning at 9:30.

Unfortunately, she had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, she wanted to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time she wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.

She rushed upstairs, threw off her pajamas, wet the washcloth next to the sink, and gave herself a quick wash in "that area". Throwing the washcloth in the clothes basket, donning some clothes, and hopping in the car she raced to her appointment.

While in the waiting room for only a few minutes when she was called in. Knowing the procedure, she hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that she was some place a million miles away as do most women.

However, she was mystified when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" She didn't know how to respond.

After the appointment, she heaved a sigh of relief and went about a normal day . . . some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.

But after school when her 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, Mommy, where is my washcloth?" Mommy told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, "No, I need the one I put here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

[Thunderbird+]

I'm still reeling!! :�))

[redhead23]

lol i liked it mate x

[carrust]

I've just been working for Gynecologist who's been working part-time for the local hospital. I asked him "why don' t you retire"? He said "I like to keep my hand in"!

[sophie_1003]

somebody already mentioned this on another post as happening to a friend who used what she thought to be a perfume for intimate areas but was actually glitter spray

[Electrochem]

It just goes to show that all that glitters is not gold!