Sex - how do you do it?

[Shaun17uk]

How do you have sex

[incitatus]

There are any number of books on this subject which will go into far more detail than is possible here. But to be honest the best thing to do, provided you are taking adequate precautions (condoms for example) is to go somewhwere quiet with your partner and experiment for a while. I guarantee you'll pick it up quite quickly, and you'll have a lt of fun into the bargain

[Bosco]

Watch gorrillas, they're really good at it. One you can do it like an gorrilla, girls will know you are cool.

[incitatus]

and as gorillas have the smallest wedding tackle of any great ape, you wont feel intimidated.

[babthrower]

And don't try to learn by watching porn, for the reason Incitatus suggested.