I know that there is not a catagree (s@it cant spell that) but life on mars.

[knobbynonuts]

My quesit here is short and simple.
Have just come home from a bar and feeling nimble.
looked at me dog and hes being simple.
looked at the misses and she squeizing her pimple
Looked at the tv and victor meldrew is aving is nuts shaved by a loonie.
looked at me belly and it looks very ballooney.
A skrew this poetry am going to eat me kebab now.
Sorry forgot to ask a quistion my quistion is how the fruck do you spell quistion

[~Wingnut~]

question :o)

[knobbynonuts]

sorry victor meldrew on uk gold just connfused me what the quistion really was meant to be before I got sidetrackad was how much do you miss life on mars as wasent it the greatest thing on tv for many many years on a scale of 1 to 100 I miss it 101 what you all think am I sad as me g/f says but she only watches gardening proggrames and there cannot be a garden on mars so she dont understand (t watt)

[grumpii]

Go to bed, give the dog the soiled kebab, leave the missus alone, (she is playing with the only head she will tonight) and in the morning the ballooney will have shrunk a bit.

[knobbynonuts]

The dogs sleeping with me tonight as the misses is working oh hell deep joy grumpii and we will share whats left of the kebab in the morning

[~Wingnut~]

I told you how to spell question correctly, give me the god damn stars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



;o) ......bit of kebab wouldn't go amiss either, bit the dog ain't nibbled preferably lol

[grumpii]

ok wingnut, you can have the bit I couldnt finish.

[~Wingnut~]

Awww bless you grumpii, nonuts still better give me my stars tho!.........


Promise next donner I get I'll share with you grumpii :o)

...........p.s. Yer looking good now yer grey ;o)

[knobbynonuts]

O god that sounded a little perverted didnt it but dont worry me dogs very happy and he is well looked after and is a happy hound and everybody loves him and he has so much love to give to everybody else and hes sleeping on the floor at the moment soooooo cooolll and thats why I call him knobbynonuts. as he aint got no nuts as his nuts have been taken away

[~Wingnut~]

Awwwww thanx :o)

Enjoy yer donner!

[grumpii]

so it looks like wingnut and myself have nothing, once your missus comes in and eats the scraps.Glad you love your dog though, wingnut, I am up for shared donnor ;)

[knobbynonuts]

3 stars to you all as I love yuv ya all equally you are such a good lot on here and you all have a gsoh just like me and knobby so you all got stars in yerr eyes

[knobbynonuts]

I just relised I can rate my own answers