what is lurgy redbez...?
well its urgle, glargh, akch, cough, splutter, snneeerrrkk, herrrophch, ...snifff...ahhhhh.
as you can see, I am fine...I have wrapped myself in vinegar and brown paper, and smeared myself in goose fat to keep the consumption at bay....none of this new fangled medicine for me, us vistorians knew how it was done...