Lets start a story!

[river]

I have been inspired by the word association and so I thnk we should make an AB story everyone puts a line at a time but dont let it get offensive etc because then it gets boring!

Ok so first line -

It was Friday and I love the weekend! Trying to make the time fly for the rest of the afternoon left at work I logged onto AB where I found....

[robbo82]

...that someone had started a thread about my old school, asking if anyone had gone there.

[Thicko2006]

As I had been expelled from the school for reasons I do not wish to go into here, I declined to reply to the question and instead asked a question about...

[amonty1144]

whether a rhinocerous can hear under water.

[Dusky]

As I gazed through the window, absently watching the antics of the bluetits in the hedge, my mind foraged for just the right facetious comment to make about submarine acoustics, whether rhinos can, in fact, be of the Baptist persuasion or if having a massive horn in any way enhanced general listening pleasure or ability (I fancied not - it's probably more of a distraction than anything) but all the time the old school, the injustice of it all and that blasted staircase kept nagging at me. I resolved to...

[horsestache1]

make a visit to my old school this weekend, as it is now a derelict building, I don't think there is much chance of anyone else being around, and

[robbo82]

even if there is, I can pretend I'm looking for an old biology teacher with whom to discuss the anatomy and physiology of rhinoceroses. With this foolproof plan in mind, I...

[Alibobs]

threw a few things into an overnight bag and went to leave the house almost forgetting..............

[coffee100]

a few essentials like something to eat and my mobile, checked my pockets for some spare cash incase i decided to jump on the tube, slowly i crept out of the house and

[Ldel1969]

from out of nowhere appeared a small but yet fierce....

[ksoph]

bunny rabbit. i was taken aback so much that i dropped my phone and as it smashed into pieces...

[bensmum]

... the bunny rabbit said
"Thanks a lot mate, I was going to mug you for that! Have you got any idea how hard it is to make a living looking like this?"

[Ldel1969]

Well dear bunny you have no thumbs! My phone is of no use to you... unless

[mumof3angels]

you were going to use hands free. I was going on a nostalgic trip if you care to join me you'd be most welcome.
After some deliberation he nodded, whistled and suddenly a dozen rabbits came hopping out.
"Hang on a sec" I said.......