Good One

[treenag]

Which is heavier?

A ton of Goose Feathers

or

A ton of Lead

[teacher1]

|I'd love to stay here, but unfortunately it's time for me to leave for work. Goodbye everbody, especially treenag - sorry about filling your email box. Once again, welcome to the AB.
John.

[paulineward]

Now...stop yolking!!! I will not crack any more if you lot don't!!! I'm all white now...what about you?? I think Ed is to yellow to ban us!!!!

[paulineward]

Littleowl...Reg says is that scrambled or fried???!!!

[jan1956]

that is what we have been saying, need more members and chats etc to keep it alive, Aq tried to join but had problems sarumite says.

[paulineward]

Jan ...have you tried putting a link on over the weekend on AB...when it's busy??

[jan1956]

no, but it is a good idea, pete (grumpyoldstan) said this afto that it needed livening up, then sarumite put some dingbats on and said aq had problems getting on , so next weekend may be good

[paulineward]

Think it might be a good idea...will make a bigger effort myself...been quite busy lately!...would be a shame for it to dry up. Post a couple of times over the weekend..and I will try to remember to also.

[paulineward]

Anyway, now we have all filled your e-mail box treenag....welcome to AB....and thanks for the fun!!!
We are not all mad really!!!!...hmmm...on second thoughts!!!!

[Littleowl]

Hi just back after watching crime watch -

Pauline tell Reg he can have the eggs any way he likes, as the answer would still be same

[paulineward]

Reg says...what's the catch??? Is it none??

[Littleowl]

Just watched the penatly shoot out!

Reg the answer is just one, because then your stomach won't be empty!

Q. What do you call a mischevious egg?
A. A Practical Yoker!!

[paulineward]

Reg says...he's had un oueff!!!(think that's how you spell it!)...he's off to bed..and so am I ..I!!!!
goodnight all!
P.S. he says ...our team...Man U..will do it tomorrow, and then thrash Liverpool!!!
that's before we confirm the premiership leader place....and then we will win the FA cup just to complete the treble!!!!

[jan1956]

pauline, I thought you were nice
man U ??????????
Liverpool will do another One Night In May as of two years ago.

[paulineward]

Jan...Reg says you poor disillusioned lady!!! He thought clever people came on here!!!

[Aquagility]

They may be clever when they log on, but they leave brain-dead! I've only just come back on and read this thread - all I can say is that you all share some terrible mental ABerration.

[bronty]

They are both the same

[jan1956]

now pauline why didn't we think of putting bronty has just put, we would have saved so much time but missed all the fun!