Thanks - I'll settle for those, then, but I don't think much of them. I often feel like that about the Telegraph - vaguely dissatisfying, somehow - and not just the crossword!
I take your point, maxi2 - I can't actually disagree with anything you say. I still don't really like either of these clues, though!
I've never actually heard anyone described as a 'noodle' and I do think the expression 'pasty-looking' always denotes an element of sickliness, rather than a pasta connection.
However, I do agree the clue is technically correct. It doesn't mean I have to like it, though!