R U 2 Close?

[scotchollie]

I'm confused by the number of motorists who put this sticker, or something akin to it, on the rear window of their car and then get irate when I have to drive right up their @rses to read it.

Has anyone else had a similar experience?

[Ethel]

I'm confused by your need to read car stickers.

[scotchollie]

Thank you Ethel.

It's stickers for me, because it's considered dangerous to read books while driving.

Hope this helps your confusion.

[redhead23]

i hate people ramming up my arse

[scotchollie]

No you don't. xxx

[teash]

tee hee scotchollie , that reply made me chuckle :)

[scotchollie]

Brought a smile to my face too, teash!

It's an image to conjure with!!

[tiggertan]

Getting out of the bum so to speak, I agree with Ollie, I try and read the stickers, espscially stuck in traffic. But the one that says 'if you're reading this you're too close' gets my goat everytime!!!!!!!!!! Of course I'm close, I'm trying to read you blummin sticker! Grrr!

[chevrolet1.8]

how about the one that says 'if you can read this, i've lost my caravan!'

[Iggle Piggle]

YOUR SKID STOPS HERE is one I like when its on a huge lorry because its TRUE ! Why people put them on minis and poxy little cars confuses me.

[scotchollie]

I also like the following, usually scribed with a finger through the dirt on filthy vehicles:

"I wish my wife was this dirty."

The best one though was one wag who had written beneath the above slogan:

"She is. �9.99 out now on DVD"

[seadart]

What about the one on lorries "If you can't see my mirrors I can't see you" very handy on the M25 when the Variable Speed limit signs are showing 30. You might be able to see me Mr Lorry but you won't see the 7 or 8 cars that are in front of me!