would you? could you? ladies (and men if it floats your boat)

unruliejulie | 17:10 Fri 11th May 2007 | Body & Soul

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I had a laugh at work today when i saw a little bit of paper that had been pushed through the door advertising a massage in the comfort of your own home, didn't really read it and didn't take too much notice of it either,anyway i went back to it later, caught the name Dave so this got me reading further. It said,
"enjoy a massage in the privacy of your own home, extras available upon request , very clean and very discreet. Also naked cleaning service available call Dave on ************!!!!!!! Now i work in a respectable village and was quite taken aback by this! I had tears rolling down my face (as i took his number lol)
Ladies, could you ever have a naked man dusting your ornaments for you??????? where would you look when he bent over to sweep the kitchen floor??? Im still laughing at the womans face who works with us, shes 72!!! LOL mind you, i could swear i saw her slip the piece of paper in her handbag as she was leaving!!!!!!

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~posy-jo~

evening jules!!! was there a pic of him?? could you imagine if you thought you were gonna get a fit, toned youngish man and you got a wrinkly, old, bald, fat bloke!!! you'd just tell him he must have the wrong address!!! lol!! xXx

unruliejulie

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hi jo, no, no picture, that was the set back!!!!! We were all daring each other to give him a ring, no-one had by the time i left but there's no telling with that lot! haha. If that place is spotless next time i go in i aint gonna be happy that i wasnt there to watch!!!!!!!! lol

helliebobs

Don't do it Jules, it could be someone you know! Imagine if it turned out to be your neighbour or your best mate's hubby!

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Or God forbid hellibobs, my own hubby! pmsl!!!!second thoughts, it aint gonna be him offering to do some cleaning! and my best mates hubby is rather dishy so would that be so bad?????LOL