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Then what about we give it to them, as a gift, and then they can call it The Eastern Block Vision Song Contest, and we can stop blocking up Saturday evening television once a year with it!
Actually, to be honest, our entry this year was real Eurovision material ... but from about twenty years ago. Sandi Shaw, Buck's Fizz, Lulu, Cliff Richard, they all had those jolly sing-along numbers - and as far as I remember, they all won, but that was when everyone else had jolly sing-along numbers as well. From what little I've seen of the other entrants recently the more tuneless and bonkers you can get, the better.
No, sorry, time to bin this expensive dreary rubbish!