Caption for rear of motorbike ????

[tigga]

Hi all, as im about as imaginitve as a chocolate mouse today, i need some help from you great guys !.
I would like to put a funny / sarcastic caption at the bottom of my motorbike reg plate.
I have seen some such as 'one litre ferrari eater' or 'bye bye GTI'. please post if you can think of any then i could choose one.
Thanks in advance, (bike is a cbr 600)

[kwicky]

Based on that Esso advert some years ago:

'I've got a tigga in the tank'

[jollygreen]

Rubber Side Down

[Toureman]

I'm a Biker, Nick me.

[Toureman]

Should have added, I'm a biker, not taking the P.

[mr rusty]

Organ donor.........same as Toreman, I have a bike too.....!!

[tigga]

looking good ! keep them coming, im sure i will choose one - cheers

[jollygreen]

"If you can read this you're going too fast"

[chadwin62]

try " i would rather ride my bike than my miss'es"

[burnhal]

not really applicable to put on the bottom of the reg plate...... mate had a top box on his bike a few years ago- mounted a light in it with a cut-out sign attached that said 'MORON' in bright red letters. Hooked up to a switch on the handlebars- really useful when some plonker cuts you up!!

[chevrolet1.8]

if you can see me my pillion's fell off

[redcrx]

someone I know had 'blood group - stella' on the swing arm of his drag bike. Something to do with bike racers having blood groups written on their bikes years ago or something

[Reverandfunk]

"I'm a biker u can tell by the egg in my beard"

[tigga]

Well, thanks all - its a tough choice but i think ill go along the lines of ' My other ride has T1TS !' Cheers mdoo98 !.
They are all quite funny though.