woman at work

[bobtheduck-]

im finding the woman across the office from me at work increasingly attractive, when the sun reaches her through the window at a certain time of the day it lights up the lovely intricate facial hair on her chin and her amble bosom poking through the top of her dungarees, when she glances in my direction im unsure as to whether she is looking at me or the clock on the wall several yards to my right as she is somewhat cross eyed and only today she crushed me up against the stationary room wall when reaching for the post it notes with her huge hairy hands.
how can i tell her my feelings for her as my lust is beginning to show through my flimsy cream slacks when i see her lever herself off her chair like a huge whale heading further into the ocean

[4getmenot]

Its ok you dont have to tell me now I know. and the answers yes :-)

[cazzz1975]

lol bob, I have missed your posts

[cazzz1975]

I have permed my facial hair, it looks lovely

[cascarelli]

God, it must be time to go home, the evening shifts coming on duty!

Just go for it Bob

[cazzz1975]

why dont you buy her a bunch of banana's to win her over?

[Pippa68]

I heard that she would show you the lot for a fiver and a pound of grapes.

[ummmm]

No I bloody well won't !!!

[stewey]

Slightly off topic, but it's a long weekend here in the Colonies: Victoria Day Weekend in honour of your very own, long deceased, Queen Victoria's birthday. We have firework displays on Sunday night. Could anyone please tell me if there will be a crescendo display of fireworks around here tonight?:)

[bobtheduck-]

sorry clarion i was with your wife, im putting on weight as she keeps giving me biscuits every time we sleep together

[~max~]

Do you have a problem with larger ladies?
Or hair?
Or post-its?
If any of these apply, well......nothing really.
Bedtime. Byyyyye!

[redhead23]

disgusting u should be banned for such nonsense after u tell everyone else of u bitch

[bobtheduck-]

i suppose she could be worse she could be ginger :)

[Katie~77]

Bob, I'm jealous!!!x

[Romeo]

She sounds a real doll! Get out there whaling! >:-D

[Sado]

Funny, my wife never mentions you when she comes home from work. It must be her, the description fits!