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How to get rid of sales people on the phone!
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How do you do it?
There are various ways.... if we all converse on the subject we could all learn ways to deal with every situation we could ever be put in!
The Water Cooler sales person:
- I say sorry I have been alergic to water since birth.
- I say can I interest YOU in a water warmer on a dial basis of course, no quibble 30 day money back
- sorry I have a phobia of bubbles
- sorry we already have a water cooler it's called the cold water tap
- hello.....hello.....hello.....hello (sigh) bob that crank callers on the line again!
- Hello yes can you help me I'm lost and I dont know where I am!
- Hello yes can I order 2 chicken tikka masla's with rice popadoms and some mango chutney to (give false address) and then hang up.
- well it's kind of brown and spotty and it smells terrible...then hang up.
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There are various ways.... if we all converse on the subject we could all learn ways to deal with every situation we could ever be put in!
The Water Cooler sales person:
- I say sorry I have been alergic to water since birth.
- I say can I interest YOU in a water warmer on a dial basis of course, no quibble 30 day money back
- sorry I have a phobia of bubbles
- sorry we already have a water cooler it's called the cold water tap
- hello.....hello.....hello.....hello (sigh) bob that crank callers on the line again!
- Hello yes can you help me I'm lost and I dont know where I am!
- Hello yes can I order 2 chicken tikka masla's with rice popadoms and some mango chutney to (give false address) and then hang up.
- well it's kind of brown and spotty and it smells terrible...then hang up.
Please add yours
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