What deals for Shabnam

[pussnboots]

Shabnam went into the diary room and asked if she left the house now would she still get TV deals..it beggars belief, what deals do you think she will get?

[ELVIS68]

The only deal she`d get on TV is on Deal Or No Deal, even then she`d have to wait 5 years to get on

Failing that, maybe an advert for rabbit food ...she could peel an apple through a wire fence with her teeth

[tiny e.a]

Anti dandruff shamppo ads? Or does she still suffer with her scabby head? That is ridiculous, if you walk out after 1 week why would anybody be at all interested in you?! It's difficult enough to be interested in the ones who are in there til the end!

[4getmenot]

and even after 5 weeks I dont think she's anything special to read about

[pigeon toes]

a smack in the face if she ever passes me!!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!! only kidding

[Dollie]

She could model for a before and after advert for a cosmetic dental surgery - she would be the before of course !
Ooooh sorry, I just had to say it - miow miow !

[smurfchops]

What about eye surgery for stary eyes with a squint? One of her eyes definitely needs surgery to straighten it up and I think her nose is slightly off key as well. And those teeth protrude. Anything else? Cut that hair off bald and give her a good dose of sheep dip.