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Skreecheeboy | 15:45 Fri 08th Jun 2007 | Books & Authors
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Somebody told me that Alan Titchmarsh is a writer of soft porn errotica novels. A) Is there any truth in this? and B) What do you all think of it? I bet he's thinking of Charlie though eh?
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i heard some of his novels are a bit saucy but that's all i know, can't bring myself to pick one up, the thought urghhhhhhhhhhhhh
Saucy Saucy......Goes to show you can't judge a book by it's cover !!!!

Haven't read one but I did see an interview about it......!
The dirty old beggar...who would've of thought eh?lol
I've read a couple of his books, both romantics but nothing you wouldn't lend to your Granny.
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That's what I was like when I heard about it! *Just as Charlie was bending down to pick up her spade I noticed out of the corner of my eye that she wasn't wearing a bra, as I was looking our eyes met and as she lifted the spade the back of her hand brushed against my crotch. I recognised this feeling that it seemed like years since I had last felt. Blood gushed into my penis as my erection grew faster than bluebells in spring. I knew Charlie had had more pricks than a gorse bush could hold but as she looked at me we both knew the only foraging we'd be doing today would be in each other's secret gardens, and I didn't mean the bit round the back of the shed where the camera crew sling their fag butts.*
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oh i feel sick now thank skreech/Wardy
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I am not narrow minded, but surely this is immature and inappropriate ?

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