brown takes over

[helpmetoo]

would the last english person to leave switch off the lights?

[anotheoldgit]

If I climbed into the back of a lorry, which was heading over the border, do you think the Scots would allow me to claim political asylum?

[Kim A]

Push up a bit and make some room for me.

[supergran]

And me and the family-------- Can it get any worse ?

[jake-the-peg]

Brown takes over and all the right-wingers leave the country.

This truely is a win-win situation.

Would you like your Daily Mail's forwarded so you have something to rant over from exile?

[NJOK]

Ha! Nice.

[helpmetoo]

yes, but will you lightweight lefties be able to afford your copy of the guardian if when we move we stop paying you your tax credits?

[jake-the-peg]

Ohh handbags at dawn!

And do you think your question is heavyweight then?

As for tax credits I think you'd be surprised how much I put into the system in a year!

[helpmetoo]

of course my definition regarding lightweight relates to the work ethic and the open palm expectancy

[China Doll]

Pourquoi ? Une personne fran�aise ne peut-elle pas s'av�rer un commutateur l�ger ? Comment �trange.

[anotheoldgit]

Why? Can't a French person prove to be a light switch? How strange.

China Doll your French is about as good as your English.

[China Doll]

Hello me old dear, long time no insult!

Yes my french is terrible! I'm the first to admit it... I'm just getting some practice in for the future. Looks like I shall be practicing more...

And as for my English... I don't see why you can't all speak it proper like what I do and why you 'haf to be all posh and lardy daa 'bout it.

I'm not going to swap insults with you but I'm sure we'll disagree on something in the near future!

Have a good weekend xx

[jno]

alas Jake, I am still waiting for Andrew 'Lord' Lloyd Webber to back up his promise to leave if Labour got in. I expect he's having trouble finding space on the refugee vehicles for some of his larger pre-raphaelite paintings, especially if oldgit is offering more money for his space in the truck.

[anotheoldgit]

China Doll

D�sol� au sujet de la poup�e de la Chine d'insulte, je ne l'ai pas voulue dire pour sembler m�chant.
Oui je suppose que nous pourrions toujours �tre en d�saccord une certaine autre heure.
Ayez un week-end agr�able, mon ch�ri.

[China Doll]

Lol @ oldgit!

Well that certainly gave me a bit of practice but I think I got the jist... cheers pickles! xx