The menu.

[10ClarionSt]

A guy goes in a cafe, looks at the menu and orders
Pi$$oles and Chips. The girl says, I beg your pardon!
The guy says, look, it says it there, Pi$$oles and Chips.
Ah, no, says the girl. That should be an 'R' sir.
Alright then, he says. I'll have 'R' soles and Chips.
It's how you say it, see? Alright. I'll start the car. I'm off!

[Skreecheeboy]

Don't mean to sound stupid but, what's a Pirrole?

[CheekyChops]

It's supposed to be 'rissoles' which are a type of meatball thing. Substitute the R for a P...