Laughing at inappropriate times...

[Emz26]

Do you laugh at inappropriate times? Last night I was out with two male friends when we saw a slightly intoxicated woman fall down a small flight of steps. She fell flat on her face, not even putting her arms out to save herself. She hit the floor with a loud thud and just lay there perfectly still before letting out a loud wail. I rushed to help her up and to see if she had hurt herself while my two male friends hid around the nearest corner sniggering and laughing. And once they started laughing so did I. What is the most inappropriate thing you have found yourself laughing at?

[Le Chat]

My fav Derek and Clive is 'The Race' and the one where they are on Mr and Mrs ....torn between 3 answers (all of which are ridiculous) 'Madge' chooses to 'drop the vipers.' The host then says "Drop the vipers...that's exactly what Len said!" Funny if you know the sketch!

[Diamond_Dog]

Can somebody please confirm that the cancer sketch is in factt rue and I have not made it up in a sick attempt at humour!!!

Thank you.

"Up Joan Crawford c**t, there are fleets of ships. Hamburger stands, no bloody hamburgers though"

[whiffey]

I don't know that one, I specialize in the Bertie cab sketch, so what had Len said then ?

[moonshadow]

My friends daughter presented The Queen with flowers and as she went to curtsy she farted. I nearly wet myself laughing, needless to say I lost a very good friend that day.

[whiffey]

Sorry Emz, you go and read a book somewhere quiet.

I confirm that there was indeed a sketch about cancer, also one about Churchill's bogies, which links in nicely with Champagne's earlier insightful question.

There was also one about falling down dead if you don't get down the stairs before the flush stops and that has made me a bit worried about going to the toilet ever since.

[crossroads]

If you want to rant about sketch shows then start up another bloody thread!!!!!
This thread has gone into a load of sh't!
I WILL SHOUT IF I HAVE TO!
btw: Proves that even the royal family have wind trouble.
http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/117 810.html

[whiffey]

Sorry crossroads, I wasn't listening to your accent, I was just observing your speling - it's centre not center. It's sweets, not candy, it's bacon not fried dead hog.

Similarly it's Caesar not Cesar, and we drive on the LEFT as should the rest of the world.

[crossroads]

When you spend alot of time with an american guy who likes to try and make you as American as possible, its not suprising i end up spelling like Americans do. And as regards to driving, well, not sure about that one.
Clearly Whiffey, you don't come from America.
Sorry to ruin your day but how is spell and sound.

[whiffey]

I hope Emz doesn't get back from the pub in a bad mood otherwise you lot are going to be in big trubble.

[crossroads]

Oh no!!!!!
http://www.mensinterests.com/wp-content/upload s/2007/01/angry_woman.jpg

[sleepy1]

thanks emz that was me lol

[nutgoneflake]

My three siblings and I were at home on New Year's Eve together, years ago. Mum had gone out to a party thrown by Al-Anon - the group for families and friends of alcoholics - with her new bloke, who was a recovering alcoholic. All very worthy, her helping him through it etc, and the party was, obviously, alcohol free and family friendly. The kids had all been given tubes of Smarties and the lids were everywhere. Mother and new man were dancing, and she slipped on one and landed on her face, no time to put her hands out, and put her teeth through her lip, smacked her nose and had to go to A&E.

At home, we got the phone call from him at the hospital, and sat waiting for them to come home, trying not to think about it. Anyway, he helped her in like some old dear, holding her elbow, walking at a snail's pace etc. The minute she looked up at us, we all fell about laughing. Her mouth was swollen like a bird's beak and she had stitches everywhere. SHE found it funny, which we all knew she would, but she couldn't laugh!! HE hit the roof and proceeded to tear us all off a strip, which made it so much funnier.

Next morning, she had two cracking black eyes and was still swollen, but still found it funny. To top it all off, at A&E they had asked how much she'd had to drink.........

[tigwig]

Pixiepie your answer was really funny I have had the giggles most of the night just thinking of it! I also had the urge to laugh at my nana's funeral, no particular reason probably because I was upset but like you I always get the urge to laugh when I shouln't and the more you know it's wrong the more you laugh.
Emz, me and my friend at work both started with uncontrollable giggles during a staff meeting with our very stern manager. We just couldn't help ourselves and in the end she said is there anything you would like to share with the rest of us and of course we said no and ended up having to leave the room in disgrace!

[Mr k]

This is just for emz i do hope your ok xx

[society]

moonshadow and nutgoneflake I laughed to tears after reading your two inputs here. I'll be laughing all day.

thanks for the laugh!

[Skreecheeboy]

I started laughing at my Bar superviser at T in the Park at the weekend. The beer technicians were dismantelling at the end of the day and getting the hose off the big tanker and beer started p1ssing out straight at her and it took her a while to notice! Apparently it could really have gone off and burst a hole straight through her as the tankers are at perssure but luckily that didn't happen. I started laughing and then I thought oh crap, maybe she's got it in her eyes and could be in pain ,can I help at all, will it get worse and explode!

[nutgoneflake]

Oh dear, I've just remembered another one.

Years ago, I was at my then bf's flat and we were larking around, play-fighting etc and he cracked me REALLY hard on my nose with his elbow. I mean, 'I think it's broken' hard! It was extremely painful, and I sobbed and sobbed with my hands over my face, which was so wet with tears I thought it was blood. I was in agony, and bf was utterly distraught, crying too - cuddling me, apologising, asking "are you ok?" over and over. He was squeezing me in his arms and I...ahem...farted. He didn't hear it, and carried on as before. I started to laugh, absolutely uncontrollably, and he didn't realise I wasn't crying any more - he still thought I was sobbing! The more he fussed over me, the more I laughed, so he would fuss all the more thinking I was still in great pain - it carried on and on because I was so far gone....!

I never, ever told him, because he wasn't normally such a sensitive type. If he'd realised I was laughing, he'd have been devastated, and then in a humongous strop, no doubt!!