But my best friend Barbara who is 40 and a bit of a dreamer has moved to florida to work in a sea life centre. She has fallen for a foul mouthed dolphin called Derek.
She wont listen to me, I know he has other fish based partners but still she wants to move under the sea and free Derek from his fishy based entertainment prison.
Do i support her?, should i stop eating tuna?, would that help?
ill sing u (theoretically) a secret song in which i never sing.......here it goes.........
all u need is cheese.....oh oh ......al u need is cheese, at the centre of your heart.......sometimes i hear the song of a......(base guitar solo)..... dreamy dolphin/woman.....when you need it most ur llama disapppppeeeaaarrrsssah..................................................................................................catch ma drift?????
I feel that barbara is too good for derik he would rather be with his fish people. He finds this accusation of human dolphin relations frankly offesnisive. Barbara should try to find love with something that is even slight;y realated to her species.
A side note to any one thats actually googled dolfin loving. You sick ******** you wont find any of your dolphin "Slash" Human porn here .
i've met derek a few times, and hes an alright dolphin... you've got him all wrong. he's turned over a new shell now, and babara and him will be perfect together. you should support her during this mid life crisis of hers, and yes, carry on eating tuna if that's what you like!