What are your rules of modern life

[flip_flop]

This is a blatant rip-off of the Holy Moly Site - but so what: what are your rules of modern life?

I'll kick off.

There are two types of people who wear sun-glasses indoors - blind people and dick heads.

[China Doll]

Green and blue are not acceptable colours in alcoholic drinks.

Dunking cow juice in to a nice cup of coffee is wrong. (Rules will be bent for mochas).

People in glass houses do throw stones and have remarkable aim.

Red wine spring, autumn and winter. White wine soda in summer.

Women are not the most confusing thread.

Never, ever rub your eye after cutting a birds eye chilli.

Giant hoop earrings do not look good on anyone.

That's a few of them. I didn't get the idea this was too serious a thread but if so I will come back and answer with a different hat on.

[littleoldme]

Pointing and laughing at people is wrong - unless you're watching the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Red meat isn't bad for you. Green meat is bad for you.

Never trust a hairdresser who takes a run-up.

The adage "don't knock it until you've tried it" does not apply to activities involving bodily waste or live rodents.

Never listen to radio sports commentary while attending a funeral. Shouting "YES! Get in there!" just as the coffin is being lowered into the ground or sent into the furnace tends to be frowned upon.

[FUZZYBEE]

Yes all you SHO's and Medical Reg's and Consultants..manners do maketh the man !!! (sorry had a run in with a doc)

You dont actually have to wear your blue tooth thingy in your right ear so everyone can see you've got one while you are driving.

Three wheeled prams......what's that all about? The kids legs dangle all over the edge because they have got a bit of pram about 5 inches long to rest their feet!! Get a real pram and support your childs spine !!

Wasps.... what exactly do they do?

You will always burn the last slice of bread for toast.