Who's the hardest?

[Richie1976]

3 mice in a pub havin a bevy, discussin who's the hardest.
1st mouse says, " I'm the hardest, I go up to mousetraps rip the cheese out and as the bar comes down I bench-press it 30 times and throw it across the room."
2nd mouse says, "you poof I get rat poison, crush it into powder and snort it."
3rd mouse finishes his drink, gets up and walks to the door.
"Where you goin?" ask the other 2 mice.
"Home" he replies, "to sh@g the cat!"

[China Doll]

LMAO!

Nice one.

[Sado]

But when a piece of green tarmac came in, they all hid. He was a cyclepath!

[snakehelp]

what a joke cant stop laugh-in? so heres 1-4 you what do you call a police-woman that shaves her f@nny..... "cu*t-stuble"