Lunch Time!

[mistys]

What did you do for lunch today?

Im not sure what time people class lunch time as but id say it round about now :)

[Skreecheeboy]

Carrot and parsnip soup, crusty roll followed by potatoes and pan fried basque style chicken, followed by a roll-up and a cup of tea.

[mistys]

Sounded good till you got to the roll up.

[bigmamma]

Lunch !!!! Forgot about it yet mystys , just got in from town so might as well have a cup of tea and cheese on toast for now, though not really hungry so might wait until dinner:-)
xx

[mccfluff]

ham and turkey sub and a mango smoothie, oohhhh and a naughty text conversation :-)

[johnlambert]

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

-Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

-The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

-There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

-Life is sexually transmitted.

-Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

-The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.


-Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.


-Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

-Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again

-All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

-In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


-How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?


-Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

-Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."

-Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

-If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

-If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

-Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

15:09 Thu 09th Aug 2007

[bigmamma]

Well I enjoyed that johnlambert , thankyou :-)

[mistys]

But what did you do for lunch?? :)
Thats the important thing lol