The Fantasy:

[dot.hawkes]

First day off after 6 days, lie in, cooked breakfast, easy day. Spot of shopping, nails done.
The Reality: Phone call 7am, daughter needs lift to station as BF let her down; forgot about petrol, ran out on way back, rang ex for help, get into convo, end up agreeing to meet later. Come home annoyed, start to tidy nest out of frustration at my own stupidity. Sit down to eat breakfast 11am, postcard arrives that I sent whilst on Holiday, now i feel depressed.
How is your day panning out?

[4gottenabout]

why do you send yourself a postcard?

[johnlambert]

Beter than yours dot lol
chin up sweetheart remember, things can only get better, and no matter how bad your life seems there is always some poor b4stard worse off than you ;-)

* runs for cover before dot throws a sheep at him*

[dot.hawkes]

lol i didn't send myself a postcard i sent it to my son and grandson who live with me!!!

[4gottenabout]

ah so you being nosy reading their mail. lol :-)

[Lady Muck]

I was late for work.

Someone has stolen the tea and coffee money because I stupidly left the key in the drawer.

I'm being deleted from AB apparently.

So it's good so far.

China Doll

[dot.hawkes]

Hey China ring CSI and get the fingerprints done and check for any epitherals, you'll catch the barsteward by noon! Plus, how do you get a coffee now?

[johnlambert]

hey China, I'm having a cheeky coffee now, pop over and you can have a cup
hold on!!!! everyone in ABland get over to the johnlambert house for a coffee
sugar + milk everyone?

[caz247]

coffee just milk no sugar
jeez how far from glasgow again lol

[dot.hawkes]

errr decaff 2 sweetners and semi-skimmed please. I made the mistake of turning the laptop on grrrrrr now look at me, posting on AB and i should be relaxing doing nothing tut

[4gottenabout]

My day has got worse after getting some photos back from a recent wedding. Do you ever dress yourself up thinking the dress really suits you then you get photos back and think Oh my god what a chunker. :-( Plus I'm still in cells, will have to pin them on wall to remind myself to lose weight, although on this bread and water I definately will

[johnlambert]

glesga tae northampton? about 300 odd miles cazz, wanna stop over?
dot? you got any biscuits?

[Lady Muck]

I'll ring CSI but I want Grisam and not that no hoper Horatio... I don't care how expensive his sunglasses are!

I will get coffee the same way I always did... by bringing my own as I believe those who buy nescafe should be locked up for crimes against humanity....

William Black, no sugar please. Ta!

[dot.hawkes]

I have no biscuits but i do have some sunflower seeds if anyone fancies a nibble.
China, you should also check the CCTV (a plot device they always fall back on in CSI)
Put a notice up in the office saying noone goes home tonight until the money appears back in the drawer, then lock em in!

[johnlambert]

Coming right up china mate!!
mrs johnlambert cant stand that horatio bloke, she likes the guy on the New York one, but I dont trust him, he played a copper who kidnapped Mel Gibsons wee laddie in a film a couple of years ago.
And he's got strange eyes, thats always a sure sign that he's a baddie

[dot.hawkes]

Gary Sinise John, he was in Forrest Gump too.

[johnlambert]

That's him!!!
how long did it take for his legs to grow back?

[Lady Muck]

Fcuking laptop is gone too.... Put some whiskey in the coffee please!

[johnlambert]

Bu66er me China,
stuff the coffee here's a whisky (without the "e", im Scots)