Brilliant summary, Suzyboo.
Trailer for this weeks episode says this all happened 2 years ago.
Where did they find such plonkers?
They set out to buy a large house in Spain with no money and no jobs. They want to turn it into a 5 star B&B and they have no hotel experience whatsoever. Rocco admits he hasn't done a days "proper work" in his life, prefering to get smashed whenevr possible.
We watch in amazement how, somehow, they keep pulling off the impossible. How much of it is contrived and helped along by the production team?