Redundancy

[sidkid]

An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He narrowed it down to one of two people -- Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work.

He finally decided that whichever one used the water cooler first the following morning would have to go.

Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take a couple of aspirins and the executive approached her and said, Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off.

Debra replied, Could you please jack off? I have a terrible headache.

[dolly pond]

like it!! had to read the last bit twice to get it!!!

[wizard69]

lol

[Thunderbird+]

If thats not a line from a very good sit-com, it should be !