Nissan Micra

[Simonof17]

What is with that Micra advert which features the green Micra and black van? Never understood it. Can't see why Nissan would want to advertise such an ugly car anyway...

[rja211077]

What's to understand? They both go for the same parking space, you expect her to yield because she's a woman in a small car and he's a big hard bloke in a big van, but in a cunning twist she offers him an arm-wrestle to decide who gets the space, thus displaying 'Micrattitude' - otherwise known as immense stupidity.