Santa is real. Prove me wrong

[wizard69]

I know that Santa Claus exists. He is real. You must believe me or you will perish for all eternaty. Santa loves you and wants to be kind and loving to you. He has given you all such wonderful gifts and answered your prayers.
Ok, we cant see him (most of the time) but you know that he has answered your prayers. Remember that doll or trainset that you asked for when you was a kid. You got it didnt you and he made you happy.
Santa has touched us all (admittedly the police have been involved in a few cases) with his love.
Some kids get left out when Santa comes but if they would only have eneough 'faith' in him I'm sure it would be different. They (and all the starving Africans) dont have faith in Santa (obviously).
My children know that Sant exists. They have spoken with him and he has answered their requests (the faith of kids eh!).
Yep, Santa definately exists. But if you dont ask him (in faith of course) then he wont respond to you. You must have faith and BELIEVE that he exists and if you dont get the latest Nintendo game that you asked for then its your own fault for being disbelieving. It has nothing to do with the fact that your parent are a couple of smackheads who spend all their money on heroin or the fact that you are in a Dr. Barnardos home and have what you are given from members of the public (heathen swine).

Santa is real...prove me wrong!!!!

[WaldoMcFroog]

Extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence, and Mr Wizard has provided none, as he well knows. This is in direct contrast to the reams of indisputable evidence that show conclusively that the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists.

[Octavius]

Wizard is asserting that he believes santa exists.
This can lead us to believe that he believes in the existence of santa. We cannot prove that he does not believe in santa, nor that his believing leads to our disbelief, since we believe what he is saying is his own truth based on his own belief.

There is no need to prove that santa exists or is non-existent because it is systemic within the belief system that wizard believes in. If we were to disprove any beliefs on this basis, we would probably need to provide believable evidence that wizard is not to be believed on any matter of belief.

[WaldoMcFroog]

Ah, but what if Wizard claims to believe in Santa on the basis of some evidence? It would be ridiculous not to examine that evidence to see whether it supports his contention that Santa exists, particularly since, as Theland has helpfully pointed out, this belief in Santa is causing incalculable damage to humanity.

If only everyone could open their hearts to the truth of Pastafarianism, we would be fine.

[Llamatron]

I'm with this guy:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/story/ 0,,2138836,00.html

'The notion that faith - belief in spite of an absence of proof or even in the face of compelling contrary evidence - is a form of mental and moral fortitude needs not merely to be challenged, but to be given the full point-and-laugh treatment, so that we can see afresh how this absurdity deserves ridicule rather than reverence.'

[WaldoMcFroog]

Coincidentally, I have his new one in my bag right now. He's a very funny man, Mr Brookmyer.

Now him, I do believe in.

[commonsense]

Please tell me this is a very clever, witty attempt at sarcasm, if it is Im loving it, if not I thin you need to see a Psychiatrist!!!

[summer07]

Santa is not real,
firstly a guy that big cannot fit down a fireplace,
and what about the people who dont have fireplaces, how does he deliever the presents.
You say your kids, does this mean that you personally do not recieve presents for them and hide them away until xmas morning???
I also can prove it, when i was little i asked for santa claus's autograph, did the same the next year and the 2 autographs were totally different, proving that santa claus does not exist!

[Whickerman]

fe(c)k off summer07.

You'll be telling us there's no easter bunny next.

Yaay fer Santa.

[olly8080]

this thread open to my 3 year old son????

[Octavius]

Olly, it might be an idea, especially if he can make a greater contribution to the Answerbank community than your recent efforts demonstrated here.

[olly8080]

really ok will ask him to post utter rubbish with a few spelling mistakes and bad grammar.Oh and something that is really UNfunny

[mibn2cweus]

If this thread in anyway prophesies the future, we are in for one hell of a Clausemas Season! Off to a great start and none to soon.

It is one thing to believe that someone/thing exists, quite another to reveal their/its true nature . . .

The emperor has no clothes.

[nuoyg]

THat post was soooo long! I haven't read it all as didn't want to miss out on christmas in case I miss santa....

He isn't real. All of our loved ones go to shops and purchase the presents and them put them under the xmas tree.

It's a lovely thought though that he may be!

*soon be christmas*

[chakka35]

wizard, Santa is a supernatural being who does magical things and for whose existence there is not a scrap of evidence.
How dare you sully this site with such a ridiculous idea!

[glitzybabe]

youse seriously don't believe in santa do you? he's not real and if anyones noticed santa is an anagram of satan so therefore i think he's evil teaching your kids to grow up with the lies you tell them about santa existing, and it's your family who buys the presents ect..

[taperface]

Ananagram of satan - and to prove it, my friend has no chimney for the poor man to climb down, so last year he dumped his sacks up her back entry.