Hi. I've recently been given a HUGE contract with a MASSIVE international television broadcaster to be the face of the famous Great Walks series.
Now, even though this international broadcasting empire not only approached me but actually gave me a contract, they failed to realise that I don't know any great walks.
Could somebody on a website tell me any walks they know for me to film? (oh by the way, the camera me and the team are filming it with is worth loads and loads of money, I even know exactly how much money it's worth and I simply can't wait to tell you in a bit...)
If anybody else has already been given a contract for this series I'd love to hear from them! And tell me a bit more about it, unless of course it would break some kind of confidentiality agreement you've signed with them, in that case I'd understand exactly you couldn't tell me anything at all about it.
I too was awarded a similar contract to scale all of the UK Mountains. It was only when I went to pick up my advance fee, that had an attack of vertigo as I got out of the lift on the 4th floor at the BBC.
Fortunately, I bumped into my mate Griff Rhys-Jones, and he said he would cover for me on the programme.
Congratulations and all that but surely if you've just been offered a HUGE contract worth big bucks i should imagine you're clever enough to research your new role properly? just seems a bit strange you'd be on here why not try a niche site prehaps - http://www.go4awalk.com/findafriend/
he he, i did wonder - i thought you sounded like a buffoon but figured it was for some 'lesser' production that you were trying to inflate... and just answered...