Lady Bits

[Whickerman]

So my lady wife and I were chatting over tea and crumpets about the state of the nation, rising interest rates etc, and got to talking about names for lady bits. Now there are dozens, but my question is this - are there any that don't sound medical, gross, bloody rude or just silly? I mean, what would you suggest as a realistic descriptive word that we could adopt as the metaphor for hers? Note that she's ruled out vagina as an ugly word.

[Dusty Bin]

Front bottom

[stewey]

Being in an aeronautical frame of mind, what is the part of the aircraft that the pilot sits in?

[smudge]

We've always refered to it as 'Mary'.

Apologies to any Mary's out there. ;o}

[bigmamma]

I'm still sniggering like a child at steweys one smudge :-)
xx

[jno]

Grace Slick once recorded an album called Manhole, which annoyed feminists.

[beejaybee]

paradise

[smudge]

Ha, ha, me too bigmamma! ;o} -xx-

[stanwixman]

Marvel man youre wrong - tush is slang for bottom or bum not fanny !! so the other bloke was right. Ie shake your little tush on the catwalk?

[rubberneck]

Whilst filming Cleopatra, Joseph L. Mankiewicz told Richard Burton to grab Liz Taylor 'by the fanny' as she walked passed him.............Burton, being Welsh, asked if JLM was sure about this instruction which, of course, the great director said he was..................
I wonder if that clip'll ever appear on 'It'll be alright on the night.........' ???

[Truly Scrump]

In our family we've always called it either our 'Mary Jane' or our 'Tuppence'

[sense4all]

OMG I'll never be able to wear my Mary Jane shoes again!
Thanks Scrump. lol

[mikeymike99]

Yoni is quite rare but isn't childish and is perhaps the opposite of a lot of words which are violent/offensive. The word is Sanskrit meaning, according to Chambers, "a representation of the female genitals".

[horsefern]

There is no finer, more friendly, enticing or comforting word to describe this bit of femininity than the old RAF word (also used by The Goons), MINGE. It rolls off the tongue, may be used in polite company, sounds like a furry little friend, is absolutely non-threatening -- and is certainly better than the crude names one hears in saloons and beer halls around the nation, what?!
Who among us will start a drive to have this beautiful word officially included in the Oxford English Dictionary?