kp - I honestly was nuoyg - which is why i am currently posting nee nuoyg so people are aware. Not that I need to explain myself to you - I just didn't like the username, it wasn't girly enough for me and as time went on I realised it's quite personal too. And I like lots of necklaces and beads. If I was still posting under nuoyg and coming on here as Beads you may have a point, but I'm not.
So there!
ps - liking the fact you think the Doc should beware of me. I have never been thought of as scary before!